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Mission Statement










The CASC is not necessarily against the presence of squirrels on college campuses.We simply believe that they need to serve a purpose rather than subjecting themselves to constant slaughter on the streets of our nationís academic institutions.It is necessary to stop squirrels from unacceptable behavior such as:

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†††††††††††††††††† Public display of affection†††††††††††††††††††††† ††††††† Overeating†††††


And anything else you find annoying, and instead re-educating them to:


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†††† Fit in with college students,†††††††††† be violent,††††† and serve a military purpose.


Squirrels just need to show that they have the

grapefruits to live in a college atmosphere!




Target Breeds:


Gray Squirrels†††††††† Red Squirrels