The CASC is not necessarily against the presence of squirrels on college campuses. We simply believe that they need to serve a purpose rather than subjecting themselves to constant slaughter on the streets of our nation’s academic institutions. It is necessary to stop squirrels from unacceptable behavior such as:
Public display of affection Overeating
And anything else you find annoying, and instead re-educating them to:
Fit in with college students, be violent, and serve a military purpose.
Squirrels just need to show that they have the
grapefruits to live in a college atmosphere!
Target Breeds: