On a more serious note…

Yes, this page jokes around with squirrels. Most of it is based on a simple inside joke. This website does not directly support the killing of squirrels. It is a fact that there are an unusually high number of squirrels on college campuses. However, beyond excessive road kill, their presence may not be malicious. That does not mean there will not be a problem in the future, and if nothing is done about the high squirrel population, I have no doubt they will become increasingly aggressive. In conclusion, have fun browsing this site and looking at it as fiction, but also keep the truth of the matter in your minds. Thank you.

Jonathan Shearer

Webmaster